The Newest Un-Discovery
I came across some candy bars in the grocery store. In a corner, all alone and only 89 cents. They had 6 choices. I chose 4. I was cautious, assuming they would taste like cardboard. I gave Rowen the peanut butter cups. LuLu took the M&M style candies, I held onto the Milky Way and Snicker styles. I never had a chance to taste the kids choices, like everything that resembles junk food, they were gone in a vacuum. I paced myself. One a day. And OMG!!!!!!! As I have aged, the amount of sugar in everything has increased and my stomach cannot handle a full sized candy bar. This was shear joy! A plethora of love exploding in my mouth. My tastebuds danced like they were high at Burning Man. Seriously. The Snickers style is my favorite. I went back to the store for a few more. To hide. I did not hide them well enough. When I say hide, I mean hide from myself. oops. I ate them all, so quickly.
But seriously, check this out:
I am going to go out on a limb and say schnazzy packaging. Very post-modern, with a bit of hipster sparkle.
But this is where it gets interesting. Where my real delight begins:
Check out the ingredients. You wonder why I say “un-discovery”? Because they are called Unreal. And look at all the un-ingredients. Un-junked. You cannot see it from the image, but there are 5 grams of fiber. Unbelievable. Your farts will smell of chocolate. What is better than that?